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Medical distinction between guts & balls...

Post by Soupie on Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:00 am

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next Love Chunks.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

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Re: Medical distinction between guts & balls...

Post by Tygrays on Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:32 am

love it! especially the end result ROFL

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Re: Medical distinction between guts & balls...

Post by retta on Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:46 am

too busy laughing! love it!

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Re: Medical distinction between guts & balls...

Post by fullofscrap on Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:25 am

That is so funny Sue!!!

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Re: Medical distinction between guts & balls...

Post by downunderdame on Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:35 am

ROFL Love it

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Re: Medical distinction between guts & balls...

Post by Soupie on Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:17 pm

PS - This was sent to me by a doctor, so it MUST be true!!!

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Re: Medical distinction between guts & balls...

Post by redant on Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:19 pm


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