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29 Universal Truths...

Post by Soupie on Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:55 am

29 UNIVERSAL TRUTHS

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

9. Bad decisions make good stories.

10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection ... again.

12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

13. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

14. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

15. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

17. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

18. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid " routing option.

19. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

20. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

21. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

22. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

23. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an a ** from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

24. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

25. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

26. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

27. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

28. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

29. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

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Re: 29 Universal Truths...

Post by redant on Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:17 am

I wont even list the ones I liked best....so many of them....sooo true...hillarious.

24 was one of my favs......

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Re: 29 Universal Truths...

Post by retta on Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:51 am

so true on the last one!!!! Love this one!!!

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Re: 29 Universal Truths...

Post by Tygrays on Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:49 pm

Oh that is so me!! ROFL!!!

and this one 19.
Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first
saw it.

Have any of you re-watched shows like the muppets and dharma and greg (just noticed that one this week) and seen how underhanded and explicit they are!?!? OMG I so missed those undertones when I was younger!!!

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Re: 29 Universal Truths...

Post by redant on Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:01 pm

Yeah - we used to watch hey hey when we were kids....there wasdo much that went over my head it wasn't funny. And Dharma and Greg....darling you make me feel old. I still remember watching the first episode it doesn't seem like that long ago....

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Post by Tygrays on Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:04 pm

hahah don't feel old (I'm not that far behind you!!), I was in late high school when it was on - but oh my, soooo much just went *whoosh* straight over my head!! LOL The repeats have just started from the first episode here - I had to change channels on it with my kids - I didn't remember it being that hmmm.. 'explicit' I guess for want of a better description LOL

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Re: 29 Universal Truths...

Post by Tygrays on Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:04 pm

or maybe I am a prude ROFL

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Re: 29 Universal Truths...

Post by redant on Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:52 pm

What about 20 - come on who here has done that? I know I have......

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Re: 29 Universal Truths...

Post by Tygrays on Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:53 pm

guilty!!! all the time!!!

oh and 16 ROFL that's me... LOL

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Re: 29 Universal Truths...

Post by redant on Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:19 pm

Hahaha - I don't do that - but now that someone has given me the idea I might start.

I love 6 and 7 too.....

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Re: 29 Universal Truths...

Post by Soupie on Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:09 pm

I love No. 2...only it never happens to me...NEVER!!!

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Re: 29 Universal Truths...

Post by princessbeccie on Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:52 pm

lmao.... pretty much EVERY SINGLE ONE applies to me!!! does this make me a bad person lmao!!!
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

i really love this... i just roll mine up in a ball lmao!!!

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